Too Much Goin On

.. You know I've been thinkin it over and I cannot live in the past so I'm gonna start writing recent stuff.. I feel by the time I catch up from 2008-09 I may be senile.. So lets catch up to 2010..

Life here has given me more grey than you can imagine.. there has been a slew or freeloaders here that seem to arrive almost each time she goes out.. I'd like to tie her up sometimes.. Its annoying you know I'm 15 and I deserve some peace and quiet.. but NO.. we have had barkers here.. pups here.. gals in heat driving us nuts.. Hoover and Micky never tire though it seems of these characters that keep showing up.. We even had an old doll called Lena show up.. she is as white as I am.. but supposed to be seven.. Ya right.. Another surprise were two black bassets.. I knew this I had to see.. yup they were black.. but also mixed with weimaraner.. It wasn't enough I had to put up with these freeloadin bassets.. now I see these weirdos showing up.. This big bugger she said was my relative she was called a bloodhound.. looked like a real tall basset to me.. I'm not impressed with her.. Geezzzz they don't even smell like us..

Oh ya now she's all hyped up about this Shamrock Waddle next sunday.. Of course I'm not interested in walking 2.5 miles.. I need a wagon.. but thats not going to happen so just Hoovy and Micky are going.. Piper and me are staying home.. which I might add suits me fine.. I could use a break.. Especially since we are 8 here these days way too many.. I went out for a poop and oh my goodness.. she hadn't scooped in a couple of days.. I don't envy her that job.. So I just trotted on my way.. dropped my load and headed back.. I mean really I wasn't going to spend any time out there in the poop field haha.. Then I came in and she had handed out marrow bones to everyone.. I spoke up asking for mine.. she turned and gently gave me one.. my old teeth are not what they used to be so I sat on the floor munchin away.. I cleaned every bit of marrow out of that bone.. then I let the youngins have the remnants.. I headed for my couch got up and took a nap.. but inevitably someone walked down the street and all hell broke loose.. Hoover and Micky went into howl mode.. the rest were running around barkin their heads off.. I wish I knew how to work that squirt gun.. I'd let them have it I tell you what.. After that fiasco I put my head down once again.. then that crazed Hoover came over sniffin my ear to see if I was awake.. I told him to take off.. nope he thought the game was afoot.. after 5 minutes of ruffin I had the bird.. put my head back down and played dead.. out smartin that fool.. She just sat there gigglin at me and Hoovy.. then called him over and he got up with her and snuggled.. I finally got to nap..

Its been a quiet night thank goodness I'm going to turn in early if I can..
Till next time..

Aarrroooo's