Invasion Begins

Gosh I'm beat.. You have no idea what I've been through the last couple of days.. This gurl Micky has been runnin us ragged.. Hoovy is so dog tired too.. She is feisty with great smile too.. She just bats her eyes and we fall all over ourselves.. I'm trying to keep my composure but ya know.. just because theres some snow on the roof.. don't mean there ain no fire in the chimney lol.. Ya ya I'm fixed but well I still get a twinge now and then.. and she has that french mystique about her.. I never met a Normand Artesian Basset before.. with that cute square jaw and those cat like eyes.. Oh I get goose bumpy talkin about her.. I had hoped she wouldn't be a fixture here.. but now I'm kinda glad.. She's nice.. high maintenance I think she manicures her nails.. ladeda.. Anyways when SHE left us all alone today Micky watched Hoovy didn't misbehave.. I'm not sure if it was because he was out to impress her.. or if it was he knew she'd growl/play with him if he stepped out of line.. Oh its a hole new ball game here now..

Yup I needed a nap..

It just can't get any funnier.. let me tell ya what happened last night.. We were all asleep.. then around 3:35 Hoovy is whimpering so she hauls her a$$ up to see if he's ok or wants to go out.. I hear her say.. come on Hoovy.. lets go then.. Nothing happens.. she walks back from the door.. I'm half awake.. I see her feeling him.. he isn't moving just sitting there kinda hunched over.. still cryin tho.. So she is talking to him.. and then says .. OHHHHHHHHHHH Hoovy.. yup you guessed it.. he had a hardon and was afraid.. Yup this girl is doin things to the boy.. but did she notice.. NOOOOOOOOOO she was snoring away.. So she sat up with Hoovy trying to comfort him till this thing went away.. back in its holster so to speak.. She was tellin him.. it was okay.. he was maturing and had a crush on Micky .. OMG.. it was so boring.. I fell back to sleep.. but I felt them come back to bed about 20 minutes later.. Yup never a dull moment around here..

Hope we sleep tonight without interruption..

.. Okay lemme tell ya about last night.. she was busy makin brittle and spaghetti that Micky was crazy she was howlin up a storm you'd of thought she was starvin or something.. then Hoovy decided he'd get in the act.. now Hoovy has never howled.. so this was all new around here.. I wanted to bury my head in a pillow.. but I couldn't resist the smells in the kitchen so I sprawled out on the floor.. and listened to this wacky serenade .. she made some spaghetti and was tossin us a strand now and again before putting on the sauce.. the girl had it hanging out her mouth.. Hoovy was tryin to eat it off her face.. Me.. I just watched.. in amusement.. these youngins have energy to burn runnin around for strings of pasta.. Then after we all ate she packaged up the cooled brittle to mail out today.. Wow I was hoping she'd drop some I love the stuff.. but nope it all went south.. by about 9:30 we were asleep on the couch with her.. Hoovy was blowin us away I dunno musta been the pasta.. I moved to the far side of the living room.. but she heard my collar jigglin and woke.. Yup she was up and over to that computer.. for about an hour then we went out for our last whiz.. a quick drink then to turn in..

We had no distruptions from Hoovy or Micky.. it was good..........

She left us today though to go to Massena.. we behaved.. no muss no fuss.. and she brought us home American Treats.. WooHooo..

Oh my gosh.. I think we're havin a boy.. I heard her say on the phone yesterday "so you want to surrender him " .. nothing can come of that statement except ANOTHER DOG... yup I saw her lookin at Micky sayin "well girl you'll have another to boss around " and then gigglin.. So we'll be entertaining another beast.. he's young.. maybe 7 months.. the guy listed him on Craigslist.. imagine.. and thats where he got him.. poor guy has been shuffled around already by the tender age of 7 months.. Listen I have all the compassion of a walnut.. I see another mouth to feed and raid my bowl... but if it makes her happy.. I'll behave and be cordial..

.. Sheech we did good today even though she left us.. but last night.. This new FAST FRED was a pain.. he had them all runnin nuts.. it was contagious.. THE BASSET 500.. with Micky Girl in the lead.. personally I think the boys let her win.. I know back in the day I woulda never let her shame me like that I don't care if she has that little french twinge in her bark.. I'd woop her butt.. then around 2:15 FastFred was runnin around with a can he stole out of the recyclin box.. playin kick the can.. So she dragged her butt up.. got the can.. picked up the recyclin box and put it on the counter.. like I'm sure she'll do tonight before we go to bed.. Ah yes a new saga begins..

I'm tellin ya this new feller Fred is somethin else.. last night he slept across her.. leavin little room for me to put my butt.. then Micky tried to snuggle up to Hoovy its a joke tryin to sleep with this gang.. I like to spread out.. Anyways I got off the bed and headed fer the couch.. forget that noise.. Micky snores like a freight train.. the new guy was cuttin the cheese.. Hoovy well is Hoovy romancin Micky even though she was asleep.. typical guy move..
So we all got some sleep.. she seems a little stiff today and I don't wonder sleepin with that gang of clowns.. Fred spread on her.. PomPom the cat on her pillow around her head.. Yup too bad I can't snap a shot.. Its crazy time here.. but alas its not ferever.. We'll get by..

Fast Fred he's called.. its drivin me nuts at times the three of them zoom around here like there's something chasin them.. well besides her with the vacuum.. haha.. they are such wuzzys.. Hoovy is trying to push Fred and Fred is younger but taller than Hoovy and is havin no part of that.. You know impress the girl and all.. Then she just rolls over showin her stuff and then the testosterone drips off them and they start to push and shove like kids.. Its so funny.. then she just grabs a piece of rawhide or a marrow bone and heads into another room and chomps away while the boys are tuckered out covered in slobber.. a sight I tell you..
Anyways FF is getting used to us here.. but I see him glance outside sometimes with that far away look.. but Micky soon distracts him chompin on his paw.. or squeekin a toy to come play..

Ya know she's going to make my hair turn more grey.. Now I heard her talkin to another lady.. theirs an old gal Molly she's 7 that needs to be adopted.. and needs to be picked up early next week.. If I see another dog come in here I'm packin my bags..